There's a hole in my sock I'm not gonna stitch it up (x2) I got a kettle in my kitchen For making coffee and tea There's a hole in the wall I don't really care at all There's a hole in the wall I don't think it's gonna fall Under the big tree in my garden We read the papers in the shade There's a hole in the sky Someday all the people will fry There's a hole in the sky Suffocate and die Slice another mango, bread pops out the toaster Take the bacon out the pan There's a hole in my heart You've got to fill it up (x2) I watch my TV, it doesn't see me You're on the 8 o'clock news There's a hole in your mother The lady says it's 'cause you shot her There's a hole in your mother Why did I ever bother Finished up the dishes, taken out the garbage Hang my clothes on the line If there's a hole in her head Chances are she's probably dead There's a hole in her head Guess you're not so thoroughbred La la la la la la la la la la la la lah lah There's a whole lot of things you can ignore A whole lot of things to be thankful for There's a whole new world to explore Just depends what you're looking for People want to screw me Life is just a movie when you want to have fun Get your hole in one Whole in one