Inspector Holmes solves a mystery He once was a teacher of history We all love your wild black hair Teach us 'bout Le Corbusier And he dresses in black like Jack Kerouack He's a family man with a discovery plan He got the kids He got the wife You know you wanna trust him He's living his life Yeah living his life With the kids and the wife Oh, now living his life 'Cause he's the dragon In the station wagon I'm just tagging along So quit your nagging Please stop your bragging Let's all try to be strong He's a nice guy (x12) He likes Manilow And caviar on bread Wears a beret and a scarf When he comes on set He teaches about colour 'Cause he likes to feel They say he was a wild one He knew a lot about me I see your thoughts As metafashion Climb right in, come breed Inside my pa**ion