Kanye West - The new workout plan - live version lyrics

You just popped in the Kanye West "Get Right for the Summer" workout tape And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly You might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player Man, at least a dude wit' a car So first of all we gon' work on the stomach Nobody wants a little tight a**! 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit-ups right and Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this Give head, stop, breathe, get up, check your weave Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited Tell me who's invited, you, your friends and my dick What's scary to me, Henny make girls look like Halle Berry to me So excuse me miss, I forgot your name Thank you, God bless you, good night, I came I came, I came It's been a week without me and she feel weak without me She wanna talk it out but ain't nothin' to talk about Unless she talk about freakin' out, then maybe we can work it out Work it out, work it out, work it out, work it out now Maybe we can work it out Ooh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette My name Kanye from the Jigga set, Twista said get it wet Ooh, girl your breath is harsh, cover your mouth up like you got SARS Off them tracks yeah I bought them cars still k** a n***a on 16 bars We ain't sweatin' to the oldies, we jukin' to a cold beat Maybe one day girl we can bone so you can brag to all your homies now But I still mess with a big girl, though you ain't fit girl I'll still hit girl 1 and you brought 2 friends, okay 3 more, now hop in the Benz 4 door, do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8? All the mocha lattes, you gotta do Pilates You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating Hustlers, gangstas, all us ballas It's been a week without me and she feel weak without me She wanna talk it out but ain't nothin' to talk about Unless she talk about freakin' out, then maybe we can work it out Work it out, work it out, work it out, work it out now Hi, my name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to Kanye's workout plan (Maybe we could work it out) I was able to pull a NBA player And like, now I shop every day on Rodeo Drive I just want to say thank you Kanye, woo, woo, woo! My name is Lasandra and I just want to say That since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape I was able to get my phone bill paid I got sounds and 13's put on my Cavalier And I was able to get a free trip to Cancun And what's most importantly Is that I ain't gotta f** with Ray Ray's broke a** no mo' Work it mo', juke it mo' Pump it mo, Chi-town mo' Let's go mo' My name is Alamae from Mobile, Alabama And I just want to say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape I been able to date outside the family I got a double wide and I rode a plane, rode a plane, rode a plane Rode a plane, rode a plane See I pulled me a baller man and I ain't gotta work at the mall again Lemme break ya off a piece of my favorite workout plan I wanna see you work out, ooh (It's like that old Michael Jackson sh**) That's right, put in work, move your a**, go berserk Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve It's Kanye's workout plan I said it's Kanye's workout plan Ladies and gentlemen (It's Kanye's workout plan) Allow myself to introduce myself (His workout plan) This time around I want y'all to clap with me, like this That's right, put in work, move your a**, go berserk Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve (And stop!) It's Kanye's workout plan (Okay please) I said it's Kanye's workout plan (I know y'all ain't tired) It's Kanye's workout plan (But I hope not) His workout plan ('Cause on this one I need y'all to give me a soul clap okay?) (Double time!) That's right, put in work, move your a**, go berserk Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve That's right, put in work, move your a**, go berserk Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve That's right, put in work, move your a**, go berserk Eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve Okay, okay, okay, that's very good I appreciate ya time I want to see you work out for me Whoa, yeah