It's hard to believe that I smile in my sleep, 'Cause everyone leaves me, I'm so hard to keep company, In Misery Company Most people don't mention the stripes on my sleeve, Though I liked attention, I just want to live quietly In Misery Company The weight of the world is in our hands, right Straight as my oath that I live by Don't even know what we're fighting for Oh, what a cutie, here comes Officer Dave Reporting for duty, a cut and a shave, Number 3 For misery company Our wonderful training kept us off the front line Stops the k**, entertaining Drops the bill everytime Naturally, we're Misery Company The weight of the world is in our hands, right Straight as my oath that I live by Don't even know what we're fighting for [x2]