K. Flay - Free and Easy lyrics

I want a car so, I buy a book that tells me just how an engine should look But the font makes my eyes hurt, Apache Tomcat Cell phone dial 1-800-Contacts 4G plan, T-Mobile My Usher ringtone is f**ing so cool Wanna 6 pack, gym membership What it cost man, I can't remember it Free and easy, is how I'm gonna live But I've completely forgotten what I did, I did Now I'm hungry, It's time for lunch Pastrami sandwich and a cup of fruit punch Stomachs crazy, I'm feeling fat Need Imodium AD, ASAP Walgreens gift card grande latte Spent my trust fund just on coffee Uh, but I don't feel the buzz f**ing lots of b**hes, but I gets no love Free and easy, is how I'm gonna live But I've completely forgotten what I did, I did Free and easy, is how I'm gonna live But I've completely forgotten what I did, I did I need a job so, I buy a pant suit Write a resume of everything I can't do Don't have a car yet, so I take pub trans Meet me like my surf board, look ma no hands Feeling sad so, see a shrink who Repeats back everything I said and think I tell him I'm a loser, he says is that a fact? Pay him $80 and go hop inside my Cadillac Free and easy, is how I'm gonna live But I've completely forgotten what I did, I did Free and easy, is how I'm gonna live But I've completely forgotten what I did, I did