k**er Mike - Momma I Don't Wanna Sell lyrics

"Aight so you n***az wanna know how a n***a ends up in jail Servin a 40 to life sentence for dope that wasnt even his Just sit back and listen Ill tell you Its some hillarious thangs boy And its a wild wild chain of events that gets yo a** in here (Chorus) Momma I don't wanna sell Birds no more ( I gotta f**in funny story to tell yall) They pushed me down and locked me up Put my face on the floor ( you remember me and big paul and my whole crew) They took my money and my credit card Now I'm poor (government snitches are paid) Momma I don't wanna sell Crack no more ( listen it gon take about 3 minutes just listen) [k**er Mike] After high school I gained lots a weight And I ain't talkin bout calories put on by state The recipie I'm cookin may send me upstate Use bakin soda cook the pie collect cake, not Pillsbury These n***az kick down doors find out where millsbury sh**s very intense and critical And when we drew pistols sh** got pitiful The first leak was bullsh** a half a brick We robbed the middle man and a bum b**h The dumb b**h But between me and him and that who*e We walked away wit 18 and a bigger score Some n***a named Salvator from El Salvador Got silver teeth and a star on his jaw Young Antonio Montana Held up mansion North Atlanta We hit 'em hard and stores hammer YEA! (Chorus) Momma I don't wanna sell birds no more (ok I know wat you thinkin its on right we on right we on) They pushed me down and locked me up Put my face on the floor (hold up hold up hold up be patient be patient listen to the rest listen listen) They took my money and my credit card Now I'm poor (man I feel like a a** hole just tellin you this man) Momma I don't wanna sell Crack no more (tell that kid gimme the car check it out heres where it gets interesting follow this sh**) [k**er Mike] I little spot had more birds than a pet shop More guns than a Vietnam Vet We was set Loaded up the work and lets jet My n***a Big Paul loaded up the uhaul 1000 pounds uncut raw Hold on wats that I saw in the distance Did he have a crew offerin resistance Pauley said "its probly nothin A small animal or somethin" My nerves got ta jumpin I swear I herd somethin I pointed the 4 fifth in the wind and start dumpin Now blue light is comin My crew is runnin Cops is everywhere they keep comin All of us sick And all of us caught holdin our dick We robbed the n***a the same day the f**in feds hit We robbed the n***a the same day the f**in feds hit Me and Salvador f**ed up in the mix That middle man the dumb b**h Them n***az snitched GOT DAMN!! (Chorus) Momma I don't wanna sell Birds no more (so young man this is why the f** I'm sittin here wearin this tan suit like this) They pushed me down and locked me up Put my face on the floor (I hear Savador got extradited or some sh**) They took my money and my credit card Now I'm poor (the grown b**h was a snitch? who knows) Momma I don't wanna sell Crack no more (Man I shoula f**in stayed in job court... Stayed my f**in a** in job court doin this dumb a** sh** now I'm f**in around wit yall stupid a** n***az too Aint no n***az in jail but dumb n***az n***az trip me out you ain't a real n***a if you ain't been to jail fu*k THAT I was stupid I'm in jail and most of these n***az in here stupid too HA HA HA HA)