k**er Mike - Call Ticketron lyrics

[Intro: Ticketron] Live, Li-li-li-li- Live from the Garden [Verse 1: El-P] Run the j**els live at the garden Lickin' off shots and we aim for the darkness Make it get hot for a target Kids cook s'mores off the crotch of our targets Kumbaya b**h Buckle up lil' trooper You can't get past me, I'm stuck in the future The sh** ain't all it's cracked up to be The hover craft's cool but the air's so putrid [Verse 2: k**er Mike] You can tell by the stench to the air Blood's on the ground, opportunity is here I'm lookin' into space like, "Is anybody there? And if aliens are here, please tell me how near Do you come in peace or should everybody fear? I'll wait your reply with a blunt and a beer." I be the high guy with the belly and the beard Smoke signal ET, ATLiens here [Hook: El-P and Ticketron] Beggin' your pardon, Run the Jewels live at the garden Li-li-li-li-li-live from the garden Li-li-live from the garden Li-li-li-li-li-live from the garden Run the Jewels live at the garden Run the Jewels— Live from the garden Ru-ru-run the Jewels— Live from the garden Li-li-li-li-li-live from the- [Verse 3: El-P] Beggin' your pardon, Run the Jewels live at the garden Last two pirates alive are still yargin (yargin) My girl got my heart, it's a bargain Lick from her lips to the crease in her garter Her a** my religion, her love's why I'm livin' I smoke farm to face the field full, partner Life's a sh**nado, the smoke my umbrella The boy's back turnin' his slacks to all yella (Prick) It's a daily lick, I slit throats with a grin that reek of pure sh** Travel by backflip, eat from the river, the panther heart taught to talk by smart chicks Sip pure venom and skipped away grinnin' I put that on mom, she ain't raise a Vic Lil' f**nuts, sit I piss on your wit, dismiss your whole sh** [Verse 4: k**er Mike] Live from the stage of the garden We be the realest of the k**ers of the f** sh** squadron Movin' through the streets and we lootin,' robbin' Mobbin,' marchin', carrying our coffin Hello everybody, this is now bank robbery Jesse James gang, we'll walk you through the process You don't wanna be a hero, do not let that thought process We will put a bullet where your thoughts get processed Get that f** sh** straight like a perm or a process Cause for real the money money ain't the mother f**in' object We just like exitement, gun fights, indictments High speed chase through Manhattan in the night winds Ooh, its the thrill of the k** Watching k** Bill on a pill as I grip steerin' wheel Cops coulda had the boy jammed I feel But like Eddie Kane I made it I'm here [Hook: El-P and Ticketron] Beggin' your pardon, Run the Jewels live at the garden Li-li-li-li-li-live from the garden Li-li-live from the garden Li-li-li-li-li-live from the garden Run the Jewels live at the garden Run the Jewels— Live from the garden Ru-ru-run the Jewels— Live from the garden Li-li-li-li-li-live from the- [Verse 5: k**er Mike] I'm the shamalama doomalama danger dick'll do your mama Skeeter with the peter, never eat her, tell her see ya later Holla 'bout tomorrow, baby, I ain't got to holler (Vroom, vroom) My Impala pop a p**y, pop a collar Pop a pill then chill, no pill, no Cosby Not a raper or a taker, bonafide heartbreaker Hit her once, hit her twice, then tell her see ya later Got head, watch Vice at her home in Decatur [Verse 6: El-P] Full clip, I'm a little bit sick, come equipped Look at what I did for the grit, got it lit, what a cinch Brought 'em just a little pinch of the truth, and they flip Now they hanging from my sh**, lil' bit It's the Mensch, the myth I do push-ups nude on the edge of cliffs The j**els come quick, all gold and bricked Click, click, boxer cutter spit Brother, what a trip [Hook: El-P and Ticketron] Beggin' your pardon, Run the Jewels live at the garden Li-li-li-li-li-live from the garden Li-li-live from the garden Li-li-li-li-li-live from the garden Run the Jewels live at the garden Run the Jewels— Live from the garden Ru-ru-run the Jewels— Live from the garden Li-li-li-li-li-live from the- [Outro: Ticketron] Tickets are on sale now at the Garden box office And all Ticketron locations, or charge by phone