You drink one, drink two, drink three Long Island Iced Teas But your buddy's worse off and he throws you his car keys Blue lights are blinking, four o'clock in the morn' State trooper makes you wish that you'd never been born Better call Saul, better call Saul You wanna tell the world you're in love with a girl named Fran So you find an overpa** and say it with a spray paint can Blue lights start a-blinking, those handcuffs click You know who to call and you better call quick [Chorus] Saul, Saul, you better call Saul He'll fight for your rights when your back's to the wall Stick it to the man, justice for all You better call Saul Shopping at the Walmart, short just a couple of beans There's a George Foreman grill down the back of your blue jeans They caught you at the checkout, the blue lights blink Only one got a call 'cause the others all stink Better call Saul, better call Saul (Better call Saul) Your husband disappeared in the most convenient way Now your troubles are gone, his insurance will surely pay You get to the bank but the cops say, "Whoa!" Who you gonna dial when they lock you down low? [Chorus] Your customers are gone and your store is on the rocks Spread around the gas 'cause it's time to torch the stock But you gotta move quick before you singe your own hair Who knew there was a homeless guy sleeping in there? Better call Saul, better call Saul (Better call Saul) FBI finds kids trapped in your creepy van You stay real cool and tell them you're the ice cream man But all that crying just gave you away Who you gonna call to skip a prison stay? [Chorus] You best call now, you hear?