Julie Brown - 'Cause I'm a Blonde lyrics

Because I'm blonde I don't have to think I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks Don't have to worry about getting a man If I keep this blonde, and I keep these tan 'Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah 'Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah I see people working It just makes me giggle 'Cause I don't have to work I just have to jiggle 'Cause I'm blonde B-L-O-N-D 'Cause I'm a blonde Don't you wish you were me I never learned to read and I never learned to cook Why should I bother when I look like I look I know lots of people are smarter than me But I have this philosophy So what 'Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah I see girls without dates And I feel so sorry for 'em 'Cause whenever I'm around All the men ignore 'em 'Cause I'm blonde Nyah, nyah, nyah 'Cause I'm a blonde Nyah, nyah, nyah They say to make it you need talent and ambition Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition Um, okay, what was it Okay, um, don't tell me Oh yeah, okay Duck, Magnum, duck 'Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah 'Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah I took an IQ test And I flunked it, of course I can't spell VW But I got a Porsche 'Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-D 'Cause I'm a blonde Don't you wish you were me I just want to say That being chosen as this month's Miss August Is, like, a compliment I'll remember For as long as I can Right now I'm a freshman In my fourth year at UCLA But my goal is to become a veterinarian 'Cause I love children 'Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah 'Cause we're a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah Girls think I'm snotty And maybe it's true With my hair and body You would be too 'Cause I'm a blonde B-L...I don't know I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah Yes, I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah 'Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah