Julie Andrews & Dick Van Dyke - Fidelity Fiduciary Bank lyrics

If you invest your tuppence wisely in the bank Safe and sound Soon that tuppence safely invested in the bank Will compound And you'll achieve that sense of conquest As your affluence expands In the hands of the directors Who invest as propriety demands You see, Michael, you'll be part of railways through Africa Dams across the Nile, fleets of ocean Greyhounds Majestic, self-amortizing can*ls Plantations of ripening tea All from tuppence, prudently fruitfully, frugally invested In the, to be specific In the Dawes, Tomes, Mousely, Grubbs Fidelity fiduciary bank Now Michael, when you deposit tuppence in a bank account Soon you'll see That it blooms into credit of a generous amount Semiannually And you'll achieve that sense of stature As your influence expands To the high financial strata That established credit, now commands You can purchase first and second trust deeds Think of the foreclosures Bonds! Chattels! Dividends! Shares Bankruptcies! Debtor sales! Opportunities All manner of private enterprise Shipyards! The mercantile Collieries! Tanneries Incorporations! Amalgamations! Banks You see Michael, tuppence, patiently, cautiously trustingly invested In the, to be specific In the Dawes, Tomes, Mousely, Grubbs Fidelity Fiduciary Bank