All my friends are crazy And my boyfriend is mean He shoots up in front of me In the daytime he sleeps Oh, I want an ordinary guy Yeah, I want a really normal guy Oh, I want an ordinary guy Yeah, I want a really normal guy My man actually throws fits He wrecked his jeep He won’t take his medication He won’t take me to the beach Oh, I want an ordinary guy Yeah, I want a really normal guy Oh, I want an ordinary guy Yeah, I want a really normal guy Guy, guy, guy No more lies, no more crying That would be such a relief Someone I can talk to Without feeling to deep Who won’t play endless head games Says what he means Oh, I want an ordinary guy Yeah, I want a really normal guy Oh, I want an ordinary guy Yeah, I want a really normal guy Guy, guy, guy Somebody nice, no insecurities Someone well adjusted, I’d like to meet An ordinary guy, An ordinary guy Just like me