Julia Price - Remarkable Vagina lyrics

[Verse 1] In Scranton, Pennsylvania Where there's not that much to do One night a girl stole h**n And stuck it up her hoo hoo [Chorus] Who, who puts h**n in that space Who wants d** in their private place If you've read the headlines you know it's true A chick with a remarkable vagina, that's who [Verse 2] Let me tell the entire tale Of how this gal wound up in jail When the police asked what she had done She just pulled it out one by one 54 bags of h**n, 31 bags for more A handful of prescription pills [Julia Price] I'm already feeling sore 51 dollars and 22 cents In one small crevice in her uterus It's crazy but it's true That she fit all of that up in her hoo [Bridge] If I had a remarkable vagina I'd never lose my keys I'd always have some extra space For emergencies Open up my front door 'Cause there's always room for more If you've got some things to store Well, that's what friends are for [Verse 3] I'd put your phone in it, cash in it, comb in it, pens in it, book in it And your chapstick too [Julia Price] Ring in it, brush in it, checks in it, wine in it, fork in it All of it just like new Where's my keys? Where's my cat? Now I know where everything's at It's crazy, ain't it strange That something so small can fit all those things [Chrous] Who puts h**n in that space Who wants d** in their private place If you've read the headlines you know it's a true A chick with a remarkable vagina, that's who [Outro] A chick with a remarkable vagina, who knew I wish my vagina was remarkable, too