Juicy J - Long Story lyrics

[Verse: Kingpin Skinny Pimp] A legal pimp is a lawyer in the court making paper I was sporting snakes while this fool was buying gators The judge mad as hell, and the judge was a ho Finna slap me with a**ault Cause I threw my ex-wife to the floor An inmate going to trial, standing next to the door Behind the door was prisoners, where he might have to go If he was found guilty for murder in the first Plus, witnesses testified which only made it worse The state came strong, meaning he was found wrong The last thing in the judge head was sending the mane home They offered him some time, three strikes are rather light He's a coward-a** k**er shaking craps on the dice He's scoping out the guard with the heat in his holster Escorting him to the door, so he moved an inch closer Then 'bowed him in his stomach Grabbing the gun from his side Snatched the PD by her wig, motherf**er surprise The gun to the head of the Public Defender His family in the crowd begging "Stop, please, surrender!" The other guards around put they guns in the sky The PD was terrified, the judge was screaming: "Hold your fire!" He's backing up out the courtroom Dragging the hoe in a sleeper He's heading to the getaway car to make the story get deeper He let the PD go thinking "Damn I oughta smoke her" Sticking his pistol in the window of a running a** Nova Behind the woodgrain stereo was a n***a full of P Paranoid cuz the duals roared balling down Poplar street The judge called recess, but I'm finna come to court To hit the Chinese store to get a couple of loose Newports My beeper started to beep and it was my lawyer, want his money Talking bout bring your a** home cuz I owe him two hundred Since I ain't finna pay him, they gonna give me time So I'mma give them time, to catch me with the crime I balls down the street fiending for some marijuana No ones on the chase but APD's, they hitting the corner Dude bailed out the car, then he ran by Kentucky I was parked by the church across the street now he was lucky I opened up the door, then he jumped in the seat The Nova crashed to the pole cold fired up a sweet Now both of us was wanted, cuz both of us were broke The only plan I had in mind was to rob a corner store Helicopters in the air and the sheriffs right behind A n***a that's flying down Thomas Letting down the window, grabbing that nine As he shot, the windshield cracked They shot back now we on flat I'm burning through Hurts Village Cuz the road block on my map He got caught, the ambulance escort him From the vacant house They beat him down like Rodney, the W-W-F style I saw the news, I fell asleep from the long chase I woke up 3 AM, with the flashlights in my face It was a long story...