Juice of All Trades - Inebriated lyrics

[Click Here To Read Chris Webby's Explanation of "Inebriated"] [Verse 1] Yeah, I've been up on cloud nine So high I could never have down time The liquor pourin's that brown kind To the point that I'm not of sound mind And got the white lines up on the counter top And got a pound of crops, it's like a flower shop Right in my house so stop, light up the sour pot And get high till the ground is not Under you no more, take your shoes on tour Up and away till the roof's your floor Sayin' to yourself I shouldn't do no more But what's one more? You just chewed up four Or was it five? Who knew, the effects were dead wrong And you could really tell your head's gone With even more psychedelics and medications lined up than an old school Eminem song I'm feelin' myself, baby I'm feelin' myself, I do not need any help Unless you want to get that jar full of weed on the shelf and if not then just keep to yourself Burn till we fillin' up the room with vapors Smoke right now then I'm boozin' later Cup is so full that it's leakin' like Ashley Madison's god damn user data I, light up my doobie till I'm high as Mount Fuji I, got booze of several flavors mixed into my smoothie I'm, Christian Belushi with a cruiser full of groupies I, keep it groovy feelin' loopy cause you know that I am [Hook: Chris Webby + Jaye Michelle] So high, can't come down Losing my head, spinning round and round .. Do ya feel me now Drank a lot of liquor No chaser makes it quicker Rolled up twenties on the mirror But I just can't help myself, I'm so inebriated I just can't help myself, I'm so inebriated I just can't help myself, I'm so inebriated I just can't help myself, I'm so inebriated I just can't help myself, I'm so inebriated [Verse 2] Now I don't support drug usage I would never tell my fans that they should do it But any adult can do whatever they want And live life how he or she chooses With that said, I'mma still have my fun Occasionally when the work gets done Not like it used to be, takin' two or three Of whatever I could fit on my tongue But sh** I gotta let loose right? So sometimes when the mood strikes We gone buy some d**, and line em up And turn into a werewolf in the moon light And the moon lookin' full tonight Eyes dilatin' as the beast awakens Feelin' like I just booked a flight And we flyin' straight into inebriation But personally, like currently I just stick to whiskey and I burn some tree Unless old habits pop back up but f**, ain't nobody perfect, see Everybody got flaws, you me and them too Weed and them brews, lead to them moves That you might regret but oh well, even if I wake up seemin' confused I, light up my bubbler till my body feels like bu*ter I, got that sticky you gone wanna post on tumblr I, be gettin' higher than a Michael Jordan jumper Speakers be kickin' like Thumper I'm up in the club with a blunt and a cup then I light up another I'm [Hook: Chris Webby + Jaye Michelle] So high, can't come down Losing my head, spinning round and round .. Do ya feel me now Drank a lot of liquor No chaser makes it quicker Rolled up twenties on the mirror But I just can't help myself, I'm so inebriated I just can't help myself, I'm so inebriated I just can't help myself, I'm so inebriated I just can't help myself, I'm so inebriated I just can't help myself, I'm so inebriated