Juice of All Trades - Datpiff (Freeverse) lyrics

[Click Here To Read Chris Webby's Explanation "Datpiff (Freeverse)"] [Intro] Ye ye ye ye ye ye ye yeah Webbys lab..... 2 Na na na na na nana [Verse 1] I'm Vladamir and Vitali combined in the body of Rowdy Roddy and Colossus usin' karate So get to movin' your body, see for you it's a hobby But I've been dropping sh** ever since I could poop on the potty And it's prolly cause I just spent my whole life gettin' stared at Weirdo with the raw rap goin' bare back Can I give a f**? Hmm, maybe, but I swear that.. You'll never see it like Donald Trump on a prayer mat... While rockin' a turban and swervin' in a Ford Explorer Bumpin' some reggaeton and helpin' people cross the border See I'm just tryna do it for my peoples and supporters Roll so mother f**in' deep you'd think I'm breathing underwater Cause see I'm like the author of this autobiography They call me an oddity, it ain't my fault cause they'll probably Pick apart my every lyric like a frog in biology But I'll keep my stock high enough to stall the economy As I jog through your property, while they tryin' to run it Take off flyin' and plummet while Webby climb to the summit Droppin' fire they love it, it's just a drop in the bucket Only dude still on the mic without a quality budget I mean f** it, I rock crowds and I'm makin' my block proud Even thought I'm still residing at my mom's house Wait, wait.. Aren't I supposed to be on now? Countin' my money from all the people that supported my songs now? "Calm down Webby, I been bumpin' you on Spotify" Well thanks for that, like, one thousandth of a dollar, guy Maybe if you listen enough then I'll get like eighty cents And be a step closer to gettin' me that Mercedes Benz f** the latest trends, I'll do the opposite I'mma do me, middle fingers to the politics And EDM is all I'm hearin' from the college kids Maybe I'm just gettin' older man, but it's obvious that.. [Hook] A lot's changed since I first crashed Datpiff A lot's changed since I first crashed Datpiff I'm in the laboratory cookin' up a cla**ic Go and tell em Webby's back b**h A lot's changed since I first crashed Datpiff A lot's changed since I first crashed Datpiff I'm in the laboratory cookin' up a cla**ic Go and tell em Webby's back b**h [Verse 2] (Danger!) I run in screamin' like Mystikal, smoother criminal Than Micheal mixed with Alien Ant Farm, the pivotal Multi syllable k**er my finger itchin' till triggers pull Minions in the whip cause I'm mother f**ing despicable I'm sick of all these trivial rappers talkin' material possessions and financial status all up on my stereo All I ever do is go hard, now it's gettin' physical Until I'm breathin' hard as Seth Rogen doin' 27 miles on an elliptical I'm not balling, I'm just lighting the bong till I'm coughing Jamo poured till I'm crawling If you steppin' to Chris, I'll leave your head on a stick Like Ned Stark, I just gotta get a pencil and flip Cause what I carry and wield, that sh**'s Valerian steel And any second I'mma blow, call me Derek Forreal So it's hickory dickory dock, lick on the tip of my co*k In the conversation I'm the pick of the litter to watch Don't need a mixer, I don't order my sh** on the rocks All I need's a chalice with some whiskey that's filled to the top The f** has happened? One minute people rappin' The next all I'm hearin' is adlibbing over tracks and The planet is collapsing, economies are crashin' And Hillary Clinton is dabbin', so I guess that.. [Hook] A lot's changed since I first crashed Datpiff A lot's changed since I first crashed Datpiff I'm in the laboratory cookin' up a cla**ic Go and tell em Webby's back b**h A lot's changed since I first crashed Datpiff A lot's changed since I first crashed Datpiff I'm in the laboratory cookin' up a cla**ic Go and tell em Webby's back b**h