Juice of All Trades - Chemical Romance lyrics

[Click Here To Read Chris Webby's Explanation of "Chemical Romance"] [Voicemail 1] Hey it's Molly. Where have you been? We got another party going on tonight over at Stacy's. Let's get wild and make bad decisions together like we always used to. We're gunna be partying all night, c'mon Christian. Don't you miss me? Call me back f**er, love you [Verse 1] Dear Molly, I know that we've had our fun Love the taste of you up on my tongue But I'm thinkin' that we should be done Been too many years of the same sh** You've almost driven me insane b**h You'd whisper come give me a lick And I'd come runnin' back, your dangerous And you almost k**ed me in college remember that? What the f** were you thinkin' And you said that it wasn't your fault, blamed it on all the liquor I was drinkin' But it was you! And still I came back to you lustin' and callin' you baby And your sister? That's my ex Stacy And both of you b**hes are crazy But I'm grown now, so listen Molly what I'm tellin' you is for the best Cause I'm a mess when I'm with you So with the cells in my brain that you left behind we're through You're dead to me Even though you were my remedy I thought that we really were meant to be But now you're only in my memories, so I'm sorry Molly, I never meant to make you cry Cause it's been great just you and I, but this is goodbye And this is us breakin' up, I'm signin' and sealin' this letter Sincerely yours, XOXO Christian Webster [Hook: Chris Webby + Jaye Michelle ] Rolled up twenties on the sink Capsules poured into my drinks It's been fun but now I think It's time we move on, yeah Goodbye, my chemical romance Goodbye, my chemical romance Goodbye, my chemical romance It's time for me to go [Voicemail 2] Hey Christian, it's Lindsey. Why have I not seen you in so long? Come see me tonight, I want you to f** me over and over again like you do, and we can stay up night and talk about how f**ed up the world is, and you can freestyle for me. C'mon Christian, you know you want to. Call me back as soon as you get this, mwah [Verse 2] Dear Lindsey, you were my very first love When I really started doin' d** And we've been on and off, but the rush That you would give me, was amazin' Till it wasn't, then I'm crazy And I'm anxious, and I'm angry And I lose sleep, cause you take me Out to a place that I don't wanna be anymore, at this point there's just too much history It was my seventeenth birthday, that's when you first took my virginity And sooner than later I saw you on Fridays and saw you on Saturdays every week Tried to break up with you numerous times but you'd always come back like I'm pressin' repeat Get the f** outta my head b**h Don't call my phone up again b**h Me and you ain't even friends b**h Now your nothin' but my ex b**h You hookin' up with everybody at the afterparty b**h I know your repertoire They all lay you down on the countertop, then they line you up with a debit card Then you got em takin' out they money just like you was a stripper And I was a pretty good tipper But now you'll be out of the picture, huh Don't bother with tryin' to call, I've sank my final 8 ball Steppin' away from the pool table once and for all, yea [Hook: Chris Webby + Jaye Michelle ] Rolled up twenties on the sink Capsules poured into my drinks It's been fun but now I think It's time we move on, yeah Goodbye, my chemical romance Goodbye, my chemical romance Goodbye, my chemical romance It's time for me to go [Voicemail 3] Hey dude, what's up? I miss you. Oh, it's Xandra by the way. Um. Come cuddle. I just got the new Call Of Duty. And I got Oreos, your favorite. Come be lazy with me. Oh sh**, my phones about to die, text me [Verse 3] Dear Xandra, you're the chill one, way more than the rest of my ex chicks We would sit around, play video games, and cuddle while watchin' some Netflix On all of those lazy days Whenever the sky was a shade of grey You'd make me feel all these amazin' ways And all of my problems would fade away But then I'd snap back to reality and wanna lose it Had a to do list and didn't do sh** I was with you, don't you know I got a schedule too b**h? I got me a life and this dream that I'm chasin' But you tellin' me that I need medication The moves in my life you would keep me from makin' This easy arrangement is slowin' me down and I'm losin' the moments I need to embrace and I'm pacin' I'm wastin' these minutes are fadin' My motivation slowly slippin' away and Procrastinatin' as we sittin' here layin' And wake up confused again, at somethin' like 2 PM And put off the sh** that I'm supposed to do again, stuck here with you again Cause I've been watchin' you ruin the lives of these people, so many others you've dated Some of em landed in rehab, some of em just didn't make it The doctor prescribin' your lovin' all over, but I'd rather be sober Than wastin' my life with you, so take this letter as the closure, b**h [Hook: Chris Webby + Jaye Michelle ] Rolled up twenties on the sink Capsules poured into my drinks It's been fun but now I think It's time we move on, yeah Goodbye, my chemical romance Goodbye, my chemical romance Goodbye, my chemical romance It's time for me to go