Juice Magazin - Introduckling lyrics

(Ladies and gentlemen The one and only Takin care of plenty, plenty of business Fantastically [...] And we're about ready to have a party) ( *crowd cheers* ) ( *Young Einstein cuts up* ) (Get down) (Gimme an intro) (Everybody say) U-g-l-y U-g-l-y (Everybody say) U-g-l-y U-g-l-y [ Andy C ] Introduction of the Ugly Duckling, we're here ( ? ) microphone, when you put one in, gonna get it in gear When you make a tight fist, put it in the air Then you pump it like this I do more legwork than a centipede Or when you're goin uphill on a 10-speed When I MC I harness energy Break mics like sellery with mental telepathy Then I melt them down till they vaporize Then imprinted on the ground by my laser eyes (Oh yeah) It's Andy, Dustin and Rod Makin listeners applaud with their heads when they nod [ Dizzy Dustin ] Put the motor in the red, I've got the hot shred And some Monroe Shocks for rocks on the road ahead Like fire drills we keep you on your heels With the an*log sound off the two-inch reels Wherever I'm at I burn a hole in the map Like a Cartwright, but I spark mics Ignite and keep it tighter than a facelift There's so much flavor in the air, you can taste it Leave it up to me to put the b in b-boy I bring a point to your ear - like Leonard Nemoy Dizzy Dustin is my nom de plume In bloom on this Ugly introduction tune (Get down) (Gimme an intro) (Everybody say) U-g-l-y U-g-l-y (Everybody say) U-g-l-y Rrrrrhhaa! [ Andy C ] Check, check, check out my melody, I'm havin some fun Goin Public like the Enemy - Number One Steppin on the scene with or without pay Gettin Wilder than Gene till the crowd goes (Hey!) I rock events with much confidence And catch compliments on all continents So clap your hands everybody, Germany to Amsterdam From the USA to the whole UK, Scandinavia and Japan [ Dizzy Dustin ] We been overseas, on tour with the JB's Dizzy Dustin's introduction for this new LP [ Andy C ] Now we don't record keyboard I use it for a kneeboard We're not the other groups We only ride loops (fat loops) We keep it pure, been into this before Rap had its own section in the record store And that's how it is, you can ask Diz Listen for yourself, here he is [ Dizzy Dustin ] (Well alright) There's three in UD, we're each from Long Beach While Andy and I write, Rod searches for beats They call him Einstein and everywhere you find us He's right behind us where the DJ stands Pullin out black plates from one of his many crates Scratchin like the Supreme Team with his hands Einstein ( *Young Einstein scratches* ) U-g-l-y U-g-l-y (Everybody say) U-g-l-y U-g-l-y (Everybody say) U-g-l-y U-g-l-y (Everybody say) U-g-l-y U-g-l-y