Juice Magazin - Amazing Feats lyrics

{*scratched from GangStarr's "The Militia", spoken by Guru*} "One of us.. equals many of us.. Disrespect one of us.. you'll see plenty of us.." [Eon] C'mon, c'mon.. c'mon, c'mon.. C'mon, c'mon.. ahh .. (yeah!) [Cage] You want Cage in the flesh, paper wants ink to bless You see me in the streets be glad I spit this stress Punch through your chest and rip your spine out Now that Cage got your back you can spit that rhyme out [Eon] I'm stompin on these chatroom fakes Whose hip-hop coincides with them cheesy remakes You little kids playin the critics hard Go back to your other hobby - Pokemon cards [Cage] Local MC's won't start it - DONE On the mic I make more faces than the retarded son Minstrel, doin a hump, takin a dump The life of Cage, take d**, pa** out, wake up in the c*nt [Eon] I got this e-mail from your female She's meetin me, s**in me off of three tails Don't discuss the details, "Hee hee I won't!" Leave a dollar on the nightstand and watch E bail [Hook: scratched by DJ Mighty Mi] "Once again.. this is it.." "Smut Peddlers" "Tearin up the industry.." "Sendin kids back to the lab for more practice" "Once again.. this is it.." "Smut Peddlers" "Tearin up the industry.." "Amazing feats happen when we come out to play" [Eon] I'm livin in a monotone paisley Look into my eyes and all you see is hazy Somethin out of dark ages paintings, smiles can't hide Think I'll sit back and watch life go by [Cage] In about, four s** acts a cheerleader will begin to bleed Then we'll bring you up to speed on the orange deed My seeds procreate I ejaculate grown infants Then blow shotties in they face to finish the sentence [Eon] The fact is, you s** like 'Ishtar' does Dick Starbuck and Cage spark dust up Yeah I stuck around like your Plymouth's car rust f** your startin five, the startin three ARE us [Cage] Stick my dick in almost any hole If I got plastic on and my Toxic Avenger mask is on Celebrate like my pops when his ba*tard was born Stretch the p**y like some starlet tryin to last in p**n [Hook] [Cage] This is the meaty part of the discussion Slice the underbelly of my hunger jelly, splash the scene Crashed the Beam in half then laughed, I ain't shook(?) shaft Put another hole in your head to stash my fist And slash your wrists, with a "p**n Again" CD Cracked the jar then the cigar then it goes to E [Eon] I'm in a trance with the evilest glance My moral obligation is the feeblest stance Anti-semetic dipsh**s, wearin Polo Y'all ever heard of Ralph Lipschitz? Oh no, check my aura, in 3-D photos Whether at regular speed or super slow-mo [Hook]