Judge Dread - Big Five lyrics

There was an old sailor who sat on a rock Waving and shaking his big hairy Fist at the ladies next door in the Ritz Who taught all the children to play with their Ice creams and marbles and all thing galore Along comes a lady who looks like a Decent young woman who walks like a duck She says she's invented a new way to Ring up the children to sew and to knit The boys in the stable are shoveling Litter and paper from yesterdays hunt And old dirty Dread is having some Cake in the parlour and singing this song If you think it's dirty your bloody well wrong Susanne was a nice girl with plenty of class Who turned the boys head when she wiggled her Eyes at the young boys as girls sometimes do To make it quite plain she was ready to Go for a walk or a stroll in the grass Then hurry back home for a nice piece of Chicken and ice cream and lots of roast duck And after this meal she was ready to Go for a walk or a stroll on the dock With any young boy with a sizable {?} and a pretty good front And if he talked softly she'd show him her Little pet dog who is subject to fits And maybe let him grab a hold of her Little white hand with her movement so quick Then she would leave over and tickle his Chin while she showed what she once learned in France And asked this poor chap to take off his under Pants while she sang of the {?} shore For whatever she was She wasn't a bad girl really this Susan I've had better Mind you, you know she wasn't that bad