Judge Dread - The Biggest Bean You've Ever Seen lyrics

{Verse 1} There's a man from down our street Who has a bean that can't be beat When he holds it up it touches the floor It must be three foot long or more And people came from miles around When they saw it they made this sound {Chorus} Oh, oh, oh, What a bean The biggest bean I've ever seen Oh, oh, oh, I declare The sight of it is more than I can bear {Verse 2} A girl who saw his bean one day Was so surprised she ran away He chased her for, to calm her down And chased her half way 'cross the town She really was so petrified 'Cause as she run away she cried {Chorus} Oh, oh, oh, What a bean The biggest bean I've ever seen Oh, oh, oh, I declare The sight of it is more than I can bear {Verse 3} He carried it down the road one day And ran into a chap so gay He stopped and stared at this great bean The biggest bean he'd ever seen It filled this chap with such delight And he shouted out with all his might {Chorus} Oh, oh, oh, What a bean The biggest bean I've ever seen Oh, oh, oh, so divine Oh how I wish that lovely bean was mine {Verse 4} Now it makes me very sad to say The bean withered up and went away But the story of the bean lives on For his son has one that's twice as long His fame has spread both far and near And when people see it they all cheer {Chorus} Oh, oh, oh, What a bean The biggest bean I've ever seen Oh, oh, oh, I declare The sight of it is more than I can bear {Chorus} Oh, oh, oh, What a bean The biggest bean I've ever seen Oh, oh, oh, I declare The sight of it is more than I can bear {Outro} Snodland Snodland Snodland Snodland