Judge Dread - Rudeness Train lyrics

All aboard the rudeness train... Aye! Tell your sister to come down quick And she can have a s** of my... On the rudeness train... Aye... Oh... I gave her one in the corridor And after that she wanted more On the rudeness train Rude ya, brother! Aye..... Move it up sister if you could For you are standing on my wood On the rudeness train Sigh...chka, chka, chka, chka...ssh...oooh! Show your ticket at the porter calls And I look up and tell him all On the rudeness train Aye... Oh... I had a girl the other night She wasn't loose but she wasn't tight On the rudeness train Ooooh... Ice! Whether you're small or whether you're large Whether you're soft or whether you're hard It's a rudeness train Aye... 'Ow ya feelin'? Mary had a little pig, she also had a bear I've never seen her little pig but I've often had her bare On the rudeness train Aye! On the rudeness train... Aye! Boy Blue stood on the burning dock Waving and shaking his big hairy... On the rudeness train... Aye... Slow down Slow down brother You're going too fast...