JPEGMAFIA - I Just k**ed A Cop Now I'm Horny lyrics

[Skit/Intro] "Sir, step back here to me. Come on back here for me. Come on back. How you doing today?" "Okay, how about you?" "Good. Come on back here, keep your hands out of your pockets. Keep your hands out of your pockets, sir. Sir!" "Goddammit, here I am! Two motherf**ing hands!" "Come here!" (one two, one two) "Get over here, get over here-" "Sir, come here. Sorry sir, right up here [?] eight. Come here-" (scream) "Sir! Get back!" "Who are you calling Sir?" (one two, one two, n***a) "Sir, get back! Now! Get back! Get back" "What are you f**ing doing?!" "Sir, get back now!" "NO!" (freestyle, yo) "GET BACK!" "fu*k YOU!" "Sir, get back!" "NO!" "I'm telling you now! Get back, sir! S-" (gunshots) (screaming) "SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! STOP NOW!" (continued gunfire and screams) (left side now, left side, n***a, sahh) --- (make sure I can hear myself in this motherf**ing headphones) (I just k**ed a cop) (this is a freestyle, man) (you know who it is, just kidding cop superiority) (I'll feel [?], oooh) (I'll feel [?], feel 'em) (knocking) Bro, fu*k (sobbing) (I'm just kidding) This is the most f**ed up sh** I've ever wrote in my life (coughing) (hey) Rest in peace [?] [Hook] Uh, when your momma dies (I just k**ed a cop) When your daddy dies (I just k**ed a cop) When your sister dies Who's gonna weep when these coppers die? (yeah) When your momma dies (I just k**ed a cop) When your daddy dies When your sister cries Who's gonna weep when these coppers die? (yeah) Who's gonna weep when these coppers die? (yeah) Who's gonna weep when these coppers die? [Verse 1] Gotta get my ends up Gotta get my friends up Tired of being in the friendzone I 've been out in the endzone Touchdown on a real place Got down in the real space I've been down on my space Ever since the days of Myspace I was driving in the tri-state You got expired plates I've been outside waiting For the right moment To talk, To talk, To you oh [Verse 2] Oh my god These pigs want to take my life 26 no job And now they're gonna take away my liscense I'm a failure Hope my n***as can bail me Out of this cell that I'm goin' it f** all you b**hes I'm going in My momma told me I'd be in dead when I'm 25 (25) Jokes on you, b**h, I'm still alive (still alive) He came closer I grabbed my toaster Put the gun to the dome of a dead cop Who's the owner (gunshot) [Bridge] Been in all, been in all, been in all, been in all I That I know, that I know, that I know, that I know, know I [Verse 3] I've been on Xans Keep the coke in the can so you punks understand me (punks understand me) I've been on pills Keep the grams in the seal so you punks understand me (punks understand me) I've been all night With my hand on the pipe so you punks understand me (punks understand me) Send a pig to the grave Bad with the brains punks understand me [Outro] Gotta get them ends, get them ends Hope the cops don't shoot my friends, shoot my friends (hey, yeah) "-that's right." "Your god and your gun." "Your what?" "Your god and your gun." "My god and my gun. What'd I say?" "My god and my gun."