[Verse 1] Right now, he's probably slow dancing With a bleached-blond tramp And she's probably getting frisky Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink Cause she can't shoot whiskey Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick Showing her how to shoot a combo And he don't know [Hook] I dug my key into the side of his Pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats [Verse 2] Right now, she's probably up singing some White-trash version of Shania karaoke Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo Oh, And he don't know [Hook] I dug my key into the side of his Pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats [Bridge] I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl Cause the next time that he cheats Oh, you know it won't be on me No, not on me [Hook] I dug my key into the side of his Pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats