Jonwayne - Big-o-Balls lyrics

[Intro] You know I came to get down (down) Uh, you know I came to get down (down) You know I came to get down (down) Yeah, come up [Verse 1] I'm fat, I'm white and I can't fly a kite So I built myself an airplane to soar to new heights And now I go to space in a ship of my rights I watch these kids bump my style like mites They wanna be like Mike, they wanna be like Wayne But no Jordan's can getchu' as high as my plane In the playing field, I hold the bow and arrow And get it through your thick skull to reach the bone and marrow I'm gettin' half these rapper's bodies up on [???] And gettin' this other half to croak like a sparrow So no MC is standing but the ones [?????] Who rather take the wider path and skip the one that's narrow I'm a sign of change like [?????] I stare in public for truth or dare It's daring to tell the truth and lucky for ya'll I don't hold back in the booth, yo [Bridge] Uh, you know I came to get down On the come up, so I'm bringin' the sound [I'm turnin' ya' old ma'am's to a pound on the ground?] And show Mother Nature that feeling you found Bringing back toys that be [tightly?] wound Separating thugs that be [tidally?] bound This music, can walk through walls This music's got big-o-balls [Verse 2] You know my rhymes are scorchin' Toe-tied, need to adjust the talkin' Sco-ore, I can chomp to the core I'm eatin' MC's like s**m to a who*e Quit talkin' dummy, I'm lookin' for a cord To shove it in ya' mouth like ya [???] is sore You know I'm fatty like Piggy the Pork You sinkin' my battleship, this mean war You stinkin' like cattle sh**, rhymes so poor That I'm about as white trash as a [spore?] God, I've been rappin' for eight months But yeah I'm a veteran You can catch me on Leno, Conan and Letterman I'm a trend-setter, you a fashion vendetta I'm an alpha man, man, I'm an alpha you beta You know the alphabet, why I know whatchu' made of Put a condom on your schlong, and f** with the haters [Bridge] Uh, you know I came to get down On the come up, so I'm bringin' the sound [I'm turnin' ya' old ma'am's to a pound on the ground?] And show Mother Nature that feeling you found Bringing back toys that be [tightly?] wound Separating thugs that be [tidally?] bound This music, can walk through walls This music's got big-o-balls [Verse 3] I only wake up when my bladder is full So I always drink a bit to not [befall school?] Surprise, I'm a tall [?????] bison Isn't my skin the American dream? And try to smash my unstoppable team Fact is, I can smash [???] in the ring Loftin' around with my veteran scheme You never know that I was so green Packin' heat when I throw down like Peyton and Brady I'm no Slim but I'm just as Shady No excuse to confuse me, lady I can flip words like pancake, eggs, daily [???] cake is what I be makin' When I step in the booth, got these other dudes shakin' Shake'n'Bake my meal for tonight And I won't spark you up like a public house light [Outro] [?????] [?????] [?????]