[Verse 1: Joy Williams] If I didn't know better I'd hang my hat right there If I didn't know better I'd follow you up the stairs Stop saying those sweet things You know I like to hear The horns are blowing louder The bailiffs drawing near [Chorus] Why do I keep drinking Wasting my time on you If I didn't know better But damn it, I do [Verse 2: John Paul White & Joy Williams] There's a hole in what you're saying I can plainly see You've a lover that's waiting But, baby, you're right here with me Ooh, you might as well be the devil Ooh, keeping me out past three Well, you're the one with that apple So baby you can't blame me [Chorus: John Paul White & Joy Williams] Ooh, why don't you keep drinking Give me one night with you If I didn't know better But damn it, I do [Outro: Joy Williams & John Paul Williams] You know that I do Baby, you're right here with me Oh, baby, you know I do