John Martin - Captain Fun lyrics

[Intro: Sam Lachow] Party, party, party We're k**ers and life savers Drug dealers intermingle with pimps and gang bangers And haters hatin' the chains and things cuz they can't afford 'em The players looking for p**y, the p**y looking for Captain Morgan Who got the captain in em? I'm laughing at battle rappers, iffy dumb rhymes , and sometimes a punch line It's crunch time, can you hear it? It's lookin' like trouble and smellin' like teen spirit [Verse 1: Sam Lachow] Blowing weed and lighting fire to paper Rolled a couple extra cuz we'll be lightin' 'em later Now someone hide the weed cuz I'm busy hiding the Jäger Now I'm dealing with police and apologizing to neighbors Like, "I'm f**ing sorry man, it won't happen again I know it's 2 a.m., I'll start kicking out all my stupid friends The kids are alright, we just having a fun night Matter fact, f** that! We're gon' party to sunrise! A bunch of dumb guys just doing what kids do I know a bunch of years ago you was a kid too So take a trip and come and hang with all the boys And you can't pick another night that you complain about the noise b**h!" Hahaha! This one goes out to D.A.P What up [?], I see you Alright, look Let's bring the beat back in, c'mon [Verse 2: John Martin] Walked in, leaned back, full gla**, [?] Six-pack, weed sack, I'm fly boy, SEA-TAC Manuever like a pooper-scooper, my music the sh** So what it dookie? I don't believe that we've met, I'm gone [?] I'm so amazing, we made it The mini van that we came in was so stuffed When we got out there was circus music playing, what up! Sorr-ay to break up the soirée But I've had a long day, where the f**'s [?] The hallway full so I hit the back porch Sat at the back door like "Can I hit that [?]" [?] We just came to wake the neighbors up