Joell Ortiz - Lil' Piggies lyrics
You mothaf**as ready? I'm walkin' through this b**h with my machete Put your chemical suit on What you 'bout to come in contact with is deadly I'm tired of the gimmicks, firin' your style, is you b**hes? f** you and your selfies, why you smilin' in pictures? What you think this is a game, n***a? Ooooh man y'all lucky I don't name n***as, lame n***as Call me Dhalsim, I'm finna flame n***as, shut up Talkin' to every rich and famous n***a, what up? Spar with the stars, meet me in your garage Where you park all your cars I'll show you how you get sparked with these bars You's a walk in the... park Where they find you? Rhymes, I'll outrhyme you Lines, I'll outline you... in chalk Load up the magazine and throw at the magazine that said your album was mean Shoot to your photoshoot and shoot your photoshoot Think I'm just bein' vocal in the vocal booth? Everybody head got a price, that's a quotable [Hook:] This lil' piggy said he hard But this lil' piggy walkin' 'round with bodyguards This lil' piggy is a fraud This lil' piggy said he real But this lil' piggy get smacked, bet he squeal This lil' piggy is a b**h n***as take my kindness for weakness I look at your kind and see weakness I sound like somethin' divine in these speakers Y'all look like somethin' of mine in the cleaners, washed up I rinse your whole squad up Put you on spin cycle then hang your panties and bras up in Starbucks Ah I'm just ventin' like a large cup Cause I make magic happen with this pen And it go platinum, but Copperfield is back at it again So you can shine as long as this sh** I'm rappin' is a gem Don't nobody say it how I say it Get on stage and display it, how I display it Convey it in such a way that it stays with you, man it's crazy They callin' me underground but I'm your mothaf**in' favorite When you press play it... do somethin' to you And never mention my name, boy I'll do somethin' to you [Hook:] This lil' piggy said he hard But this lil' piggy walkin' 'round with bodyguards This lil' piggy is a fraud This lil' piggy said he real But this lil' piggy get smacked, bet he squeal This lil' piggy is a b**h This lil' piggy said he hard But this lil' piggy walkin' 'round with bodyguards This lil' piggy is a fraud (Keep believin' what you see on social media, man, that ain't real) This lil' piggy said he real But this lil' piggy get smacked, bet he squeal This lil' piggy is a b**h (Just like pow) I don't f** with y'all, y'all like broads Your whole team is just not like ours I'm a VIP n***a sittin' at the bar The n***a that you see when them cameras on Is the n***a that you meet when them cameras off I am who I am, that's not who they are