(A. Crier) Woe baby you're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) Would you go do this, and go do that, nag (Nag) You're always tellin' me what to do (Nag) I just can't seem to get rid of you (You're a nag) You order me around just like a slave (Nag) You're gonna send me to an early grave Would you go fix the bacon and don't burn the toast Run down to the butcher shop and buy me a roast (Nag) The way you're naggin' never gonna stop (Nag) You always seem to be a blowin' your top (You're a nag) One of these days I'm gonna lose my mind (Nag) Jump out a window and I'll be real fine Would you go do this, go do that Wash up all the dishes And don't you talk back When I met you you were oh so sweet Now you give me the bread and you take all the meat You're always screamin' and hollerin' loud I'm gonna buy me a ticket to the nearest cloud You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) Would you go do this, and go do that, nag Hey you, get out of here When I met you you were oh so sweet Now you give me the bread and you take all the meat You're always screamin' and hollerin' loud I'm gonna buy me a ticket to the nearest cloud You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) You're a nag (Nag nag naggity nag) Would you go do this, and go do that, nag I hate you, get out of here