JME - Boris Bike (Meridian Dan - German Whip Parody) lyrics

[Produced by The HeavyTrackerz] [Intro x5] Riding a Boris Bike [Hook] If you see man riding a Boris Bike 2 pound debit card leaning back See man riding a Boris Bike Feed ducks in the park with peas and that Ride so much I can't get a bo*er See man riding a Boris Bike When fuel run out of the German whip See man riding a Boris Bike [Bridge] If you see man riding a Boris Bike Stainless silver leaning back See man riding a Boris Bike Pimp my bike MTV and that Ride so much I can't get a bo*er See man riding a Boris Bike Who told you I roll on my Johnson See man riding a Boris Bike [Verse 1: The Vujanic] Ride my bike Shoreditch to pits On my bike, I linked bare tings Talk too much? Don't pay, I dip Ride along munching chicken and chips One ting said that's bang out of order You can't make 4 inch man feel smaller Them gyal there you will not see me with one Treat them like they're Muller Corner You don't wanna race man trust me Who told you my bike gets rusty? Draw for the FIFA 2014 Bayern Munich I'll beat your team Skin gets dry I use E40 Riding along in the park too quickly Took a break with the mandem go hard In the park and chase some frisbees [Hook] [Verse 2: KSI Olajidebt] Man was down over there Now man is down over here Man's got a wig on my hair Don't care about me breathing air When manamans hungry manaman starve Manaman poor other man laugh Manaman sad manaman cry Link with man that manaman fry Look me in a minamon ting No affording swag or bling Come on man wanna be the next rap ting Does man have to s** some D? (no h*mo) When Manaman riding, manaman slow Manaman's car, other man tow Manaman's horny see manaman's ho When I go — they say no Manaman Manaman Manaman Manaman [Verse 3: Klayze] Bad boy bell, Boris Bike Not my mans, or my mans When machine try ask for my card I do one old school kick him and Blam! Guys better show respect if they see man having bare complications Guys better show respect if there's no space at the docking station 20 minutes of bike time left, I'm only joking this was theft I ain't gonna lie, If I don't like the feel of one cushion on to the next Mans just tryna get across London Man don't wanna pay congestion When man starts to feel that hunger Park outside of the finest restaurant [Verse 4: JME] Yeah, the whips parked up Lucky I don't have to go far cos' Mans only looking to spend £2 on a quick video ting then I'm gonna dust If there's not a bike left I'm gonna get a bus If the bus ain't there then I get a train If the trains are taking the f**ing piss, rudeboy, then I get a plane Every 29 minutes mate, dock that bike or man have to pay I ain't gonna lie, I can afford £50 but I don't want the bike for a day I'm just tryna save P's so I a man on a mission See man riding a Boris bike, yeah, but I am not a politician [Hook]