Jay-z - Venus vs. mars - amended lyrics

Hov's a Blackberry Bold Shawty is a Sidekick She used to have a man I used to have a side chick Shawty got wind I had to blow the chick off Got rid of him they both took the sh** hard Shawty play the piano me I play the white keys Shawty from the south, oh, I think she like me Shawty like Pac, me Big Poppa Screaming hit em up, I'm screaming who shot ya I'm on that red wine, shawty like white Same sh** different toilet We both getting nice Me I'm from the apple which means I'm the Mac She's a PC, she lives in my lap Shawty get it in Daddy go hard Shawty get it in Daddy go hard Shawty get it in Daddy go hard Shawty get it in Daddy go hard Shawty get it in Daddy go hard Shawty get it in Venus Versus Mars Whether Black or white we both like Mike We both like Jordans, We both feels nice When I finish breakfast, shawty's out for lunch Yeah we both eating it's better than brunch Shawty like Pepsi, me I'm da Coke Man Started at the window, then the bedroom wall The Ying to my Yang, I skeet skeet off I hits it from the back, Shawty like the front The Bonnie to my Clyde Both riding shotgun Both covered in gold like C3PO James and Florida Evans let the good times roll Thought Shawty was the truth, found out she was a cheater We were supposed to takeover, I caught her bumping Ether! I thought shawty like Mike, found out she like Prince Thought she was Adrian, it's been Rocky ever since My dollars was down, she left me for some Euro's Took my whole flavour, I call her coke zero Co-MVP like Kobe and Shaq Left me for the Heat We were winning back to back Said I partied too much, shawty got fed up Shawty got Britney shaved her whole head up We used to make out, kissing each others face off Fell for the ponzi scheme, damn shawty just Made-off Damn, did you see that? Shawty just Made-off as in Bernard Madoff!