Jay-z - Reminder - amended lyrics

All rhymers with Alzheimer's line up please All mommies with mind freeze please line up please All bloggers with comments Please I come in peace See if we can k** your amnesia by the time I leave All mommies I harbor for vouch for me Tell 'em bout the time all your mommas couch mommy All hustlers whoever bought an eighth from me Take the time out to set the record straight for me Remember me, silver bullet hard top mentally They think think I'm outta shape so I have to jog there memory Think with indelible ink, I let the pen go Verses permanently tattooed serve as mementos Ah, I'm so mental, my track record speaks for itself I'm so instrumental Allow me to rekindle Lets all reminisce like Mary did Think I have to send you a reminder Here it is [Chorus] Reminder (ar) Reminder, (ar) I got it if you need it A reminder (ar) Reminder (ar) Reminder, (ar) Think I better give you a reminder, (ar) Reminder (ar) Reminder, (ar) I got it if you need it A reminder (ar) Reminder (ar) Reminder, (ar) Cause I can give you a friendly reminder (ar) Ah What the hell have you done To even have an opinion on what I been doing What the hell have y'all won Only thing you can identify with is losing Ten number one albums in a row Who better than me? Only the Beatles nobody ahead of me I crush Elvis in his blue suede shoes Made the rolling stones seem sweet as kool-aid to 96, 97, 98, 99, 2000, 2001 and beyond 02, 03, 04, 05, 06 and 7, 08, 09 Back to back double plat, I did what you want Men lie women lie, numbers don't Ain't nothing changed for me except the year it is I think have to send you a reminder Here it is Reminder (ar) Reminder, (ar) I got it if you need it A reminder (ar) Reminder (ar) Reminder, (ar) Think I better give you a reminder, (ar) Reminder (ar) Reminder, (ar) I got it if you need it A reminder (ar) Reminder (ar) Reminder, (ar) Cause I can give you a friendly reminder (ar) Do what I done without crying in the environment In which I did it in without dying my n***a Rap like I rap without lying and then tie 'em both together like I am my n***a The right sixteen's in between running sixteen businesses All the while showing these young punks what the business is As if I'm a let you n***as style on me As if Now everybody senile on me Throwbacks I threw 'em back Remember those bu*ton ups Young Hov Tell them ordinary Joe's bu*ton up I destroy your four points O's And Benz five hundreds it all points to oh Now you n***as 'memba me Tell me how could you forget, back to johnny's album cover Red and blue Gucci sh** Ain't nothing changed but the year it is I think I have to send you a reminder here it is [Chorus]