[Verse 1] You’re drivin’ back home down 246 You almost hit a deer and you end up in a ditch You can’t pull forward and you can’t back out You’re sittin’ there thinkin’ whatcha gonna do now You’d be a little nervous if a cop showed up ‘Cause you drank a little maybe just a little too much Waitin’ on a tow truck takes too long It’s two in the mornin’…who you gonna call [Hook] Friends…damn good friends Seven minutes later they’re pullin’ you out You know the ones I’m talkin’ about Friends…damn good friends You can count ‘em all on one of your hands You got a hundred buddies A couple of damn good friends [Verse 2] So you’re all shootin’ pool on a Saturday night This little brunette keeps givin’ you the eye So you buy her a drink, before too long You’re out on the floor in the middle of a song About that time her ex shows up He’s starin’ you down getting’ all bowed up He’s a big ol’ jacked up S.O.B That’s alright he’s about to meet your… [Hook 2] Friends…damn good friends A few seconds later he’s startin’ to see It ain’t one on one…it’s one on three Friends…damn good friends They do it for you ‘cause you’d do it for them You got a hundred buddies But a couple of damn good friends [Bridge] They’re there even when you don’t see ‘em as much Cause you moved away or you fell in love But they’re wearin’ a tux when you’re sayin’ your vows And if you crash and burn you can crash on their couch [Hook 3] Friends…damn good friends They love you like a brother there ain’t no doubt You know the ones I’m talkin’ about Friends…damn good friends You can count ’em all on one of your hands You got a hundred buddies And a couple of damn good friends Oh damn good friends