Jarren Benton - Crazee Day lyrics

[Intro] Yeah Yo Spittz you know what f**ing k**s me? When I be hearing motherf**ers saying Yo I had a f**ed up day My day this, my day that But n***a I'm like shut the f** up n***a Nobody had a more f**ed up day than me, you know what I'm saying? And I ain't bullsh**ting about this, this some crazy sh** So y'all sit back, bring out the popcorn, and listen, alright? Put the children to bed, pop two pills, take a couple shots to the head Sit back and listen Check this sh** out [Verse 1] Uh Raised in Decatur Hung around skaters Stomp a n***a out with my Charlie Brown gators Your mom said I raped her Cause I duck taped her And she woke up next to me pa**ed out holding a razor I'm on some bad pack sh** Sick of this rap sh** Sick of being stuck in this Atlanta traffic Hop out of my car I walk to the bar Order Hangar 1 in a real big jar I spit a couple bars I met a b**h with SARS We huffed a tube of glue until we started seeing stars She took me up to Mars I met a guy named Charles With two wooden legs and some nasty war scars I went back home and popped two Pop-Tarts That's when I heard a voice saying Allāhu Akbar Open the front door and there's my homie Clyde I said what's up and gave him a high five Maybe we'll get high Maybe we'll sky dive I looked at the clock and it's a quarter past five My n***a's acting weird He started scratching his beard I started getting scared cause ooze dripped from his ear His mouth started foaming, his eyes turned red I grabbed the kitchen knife and stuck it in his head He pa**ed out dead I grabbed him by the legs Drug him outside and stuck him in a tool shed Went back to the house And sat on a couch Watched Golden Girls marathon until I pa**ed out Woke up the next morning with drool on my chin It's a new day and I do this sh** again I know what you're thinking, he's a f**ing liar I hope he freaking dies, goes to hell and burns in fire The moral of the story, there is none dammit I'm a dope rapper and my name is Jarren I vouch for myself, this guy's sick The f**ing Beatgods, they make hits If you got a label please sign me quick But first you got to find me and s** my dick