This is new to me This sh** news to me This is two uzis Packed like two Tumis I'm the poo, sue me I'm the sh**, litigate I'm that itch, innovate Scratch the pa**ion, get the pans to flashin' Get the fans to cashin', end of day You want greenbacks, you want green back, from that green crack, you want fiends back, with they spleens slashed, from that mean pack, talkin scene trashed Yeah I'm going crazy When I can't get a hit Of something hazy Now I'm in the fast lane I ain't talking Jay-Z But I HOV And I take ya lady DOWWWN, the Yellow bricks we go To the fellow with dope With the sticks we roll Boutta' get these hoes Maybe I am crazy Lady I am Shady Yeah we slammed 80 We goin' 90 And my plans rabies They a little hawkin's, they a little sadie We gone smoke until we foamin' baby Till we can't move sh**, till we old men 80 Till we rollin like chairs and we rockin' like haiti Till we rockin' like Haiti Get it, like cause Haiti, they often have earthquakes, that would be the, the, theory behind that wordplay there Probably useless, let's just ride it Sit there and picture a sick kid A sick kid addicted To Ritalin in 6s Now add in a twitch and It's one that just kicked in Cuz the co*ktail concoction of Klonopin isn't Working so well, but neither was the Clonidine kickin, perkin so swell, he got the f**in' pharmacy fixin', hurting so sell, anything on ya person for certain, you do not want to f** with him, he's talkin' that virgin, huh Picture him at 14 about ten stone Now add a man, add a van, that's a benz, oh And that man in that van wants the end zone Charging full speed, that Van Gogh, like a friendzone Get it, Van Gogh like a friend zone, f** an artist man, I'm a madman in a trench coat I take weeks to write rhymes, but when my pen goes, imma make ya pay the price, I ain't talkin' Venmo I said I take tens, dough crumpled up, even penned notes, I take a f**in' ten fold it up no I don't lend no Bills but I duck em word to Afflack, word to Renfro I take a souvenir, if you's near, that's un momento Like un momento, single momento is what I would take from you, its Spanish, spanglish, technically, don't wanna be politically incorrect, trying to be culturally sensitive, you know, it's cool, it's whatever, I get 'em on this next part Let me, paint a picture, at fourteen, the poor teen, was in his room, all a loan, like a bank, quarantined, bangin' ‘em beats, boilin' ‘em ears until the corn steam, mashin' up on corned beef, while the mother f**ing p**n streams, that's MILF p**n if ya get it b**h, thorn deep, is all you get when you get it b**h, you corny, you arose, with a U, get it, you horny, you ain't nothin' to me but a f**ing chunk of orange cheese, you cheddar, you better back up before I Bourne leap, Jason the motherf**er down before I jump on, jeep, I'm a renegade, dyslexic grenades, said torn ‘tween, tearin you up, or sparing you for the ford T, cuz you a model example of what won't be, I'm a novel example of what you call me, lord J, I-m, the f**ing don-G, like a dick, spell it out, read that sh**, the motherf**ing don-g, dirty as some laundry, naw, f**in' harm me, f**in' step to me b**h, I'm a f**in' quandary, turn up the R&B, I'm a quandary, step to me dirty as ya f**in' laundry