I am so stupid But I'm not the only one Or am I the only one? My stupidity makes me slow Everyone thinks I'm stupid Everyone knows I'm stupid But am I really stupid? I'm too stupid to know Yo, yo, break it down! Je suis tres stupid (Oui!) Je suis tres stupid Guess what I got on my SAT? It's about as funny as a sting from a bee I got a score of negative one Why did I do it? Just for fun Everybody knows but nobody cares But I still think I'm cool because I have long hair Everybody laughs but that's too bad If only they knew that I was sad Je suis tres stupid (Oui!) Je suis tres stupid I think paper is made from glue And plastic cups are made from poo I'm one of the stupidest people alive Sometimes into a pool with no water I dive I don't know what to do But I know that I am stinky like poo Every time I sing a song I sing the whole thing wrong Je suis tres stupid (Oui!) Je suis tres stupid Un cochon dans le toilette Un cochon dans le toilette