Janster - Fat P feat. Monster lyrics

Paz: I'm on a mic at Jan's house The keyboard here is as tiny as a mouse The tunage is sweet and so is candy, yo I like to play with yo-yos Everything is cool as long as it's not a pool My swim teachers were mean So that made me lean I'll bust a cap and then I'll take a crap In the pool cause that's what makes me cool I have a hat that most call a flag You know what else, (shut up paz!) You don't tell me to shut up during my song Because I'll strangle you with a thong You best stop telling me to shut up Or else I will strangle you into a cup You know they're dogs that they're really tiny You know what else, you have no spiney That is why you jump around Because you like to act like a clown And you know what else, this keyboard is cool (Mwuahahahaha! Mwuahahaha! Mwuahahahaha!) Stop that laughter, you're messing up my song I don't like it when people mess up my song You are owning, the song on your CD You know what else, I am cool as you can see Break it down, break it down Take it Jan! Jan: Yo, my name is Jan and I am cool cause I am the mon I don't know why but I never like to cry Because I don't know how to die And I am in the house and I am not a mouse Aw, I s** at rapping Paz: No sh** yo, your style ain't cool man Hey, it's nothing like me I'll bust a cap yo It's almost time to wrap this gig up But before I go I wanna say this one thing, shut up (yeah) Now you don't mess with my rhymes because Everytime you're singing you will see the cause Of my mad rhymes, I get paid dimes Everytime I spin a rhyme that gives me one dime (oh yeah) I'll wrap it up right now, by saying one thing My rap will punch you out pow Yo, yo, yoooooooo THE END!