Jane Wiedlin - 99 Ways lyrics

Oh-way-oh Oh-way-oh I'm going to night school I'm learning Japanese My microwave and me know 60 recipes I'm gonna work my way into your heart And you'll give in now if you're smart You better believe I'm determined You oughta see my master plan Got 99 ways to make you my man I'll sing you love songs, I'll walk your cat I'll fix your radio and scratch your back Got 99 ways to make you my man I've entered in the marathon I'm pumping heavy weights I'm memorizing poetry My calculus is great I'm gonna work my way into your heart And you'll give in now if you're smart You better believe I'm determined Wait 'til you see my master plan Got 99 ways to make you my man I'll get a pedicure, I'll take up golf I'll swim to Wichita and that's not all Got 99 ways to make you my man Put up a fight or just give in 'Cause I got the ways and means to win 99, oh-way-oh 99, oh-way-oh You better believe I'm determined You oughta see my master plan Got 99 ways to make you my man If you resist me, I'll use my charm I'll start a fire and then sound the alarm Got 99 ways to make you my man I'll sing you love songs, I'll walk your cat I'll fix your radio and scratch your back Got 99 ways to make you my man I'll get a pedicure, I'll take up golf I'll swim to Wichita and that's not all Got 99 ways to make you my man 99 ways, oh-way-oh 99 ways, oh-way-oh 99 ways, oh-way-oh