Jane Silence - Disaster lyrics

[MC Frontalot] Set up the mics, turn up the volume Everybody present, say "here" when I call you: Schaffer? [Schaffer the Darklord] Yep [Front] Beef? [Beefy] Hello [Front] Bought three movie tickets, got the front row Act I [STD] Our plucky hero's home town: Middle Americana, not a problem to be found A single dad of one son with a dog just trying his Best to make ends meet as a disaster scientist One day he stumbles upon some horrifying evidence Our hero decides, "I must inform the president." [Beefy] "Even though you seem to know exactly what you talk about I don't think at this point in the plot I am going to hear you out." But Washington's in fallout, can't return to my home There's flash floods, earthquakes. I pick up the red phone "You get this ragtag team made of washed out marines And Dr. Jennie Marie, she studies weather extremes." [Jane Silence] It's a disaster, it's a disaster Whenever you've got three nerd rappers It's a disaster, it's a disaster Whenever you've got three nerd rappers It's a disaster, it's a disaster Whenever you've got three nerd rappers It's a disaster [Front] Act II. Molten lava is chasing them around Big blue bolts of lightning spring up from underground But our hero and his team have some hope for a cure: [STD] "If we can just get this crew into the center of the earth We can install a nuclear device then detonate it My findings indicate that this will stave off devastation." [Beefy] "I might have given in to my pride (that is my sin) But take this check and shake my hand, 'cause you always trust a Whitesican." [STD] "Sir, you won't regret it. Launch your finest satellite Arm it with a laser canon aimed upon the blast site To activate the nuke. But the clock is counting down We need to act fast as our time is running out." [Front] Meanwhile: hurricanes, tidal waves, floods Sun flares cause it to seem to rain blood [Beefy] The President just got crushed by an asteroid [Front] And the plucky hero's son? [STD] "Run faster, boy!" [Jane] It's a disaster, it's a disaster Whenever you've got three nerd rappers It's a disaster, it's a disaster Whenever you've got three nerd rappers It's a disaster, it's a disaster Whenever you've got three nerd rappers It's a disaster [Front] Last Act. Son makes it, dog doesn't Odds may be stacked against the team. They discuss it [STD] A last ditch effort hangs heavy on our hero's mind: "Blowing up the planet is the only hope for humankind." And to his leading lady, "There is something I must say..." [Beefy] "Hey, you and me can wait, I want to have another yesterday Sources say the Kremlin can take us into orbit Go to space, fix the lasers. And the earth: we can restore it." [STD] "That's it! A crazy plan, but we have to try The time is nigh, gather up supplies, we must survive!" [Front] They head out for Russia in a little rowboat Get menaced by glaciers, almost bite it but don't At the last moment a decision to be made: There's the love or the boy, only one can get saved [STD] If he thinks too long [Front] Whole globe is in peril [Beefy] If you don't shed a tear at the end [Front] Your heart's sterile [STD] It's a disaster, it's a disaster Whenever you've got three nerd rappers It's a disaster, it's a disaster Whenever you've got three nerd rappers [STD & Jane] It's a disaster, it's a disaster Whenever you've got three nerd rappers It's a disaster It's a disaster, it's a disaster Whenever you've got three nerd rappers It's a disaster, it's a disaster Whenever you've got three nerd rappers It's a disaster, it's a disaster It's a disaster It's a disaster Oh no