My ex-girlfriend, she's such a mess She broke my window cause I didn't see her text Then, she went too far When she keyed I love you Across my car You say it's destiny, that's just crazy I won't go back I want you like I want a thousand heart attacks I cut you out and trimmed the fat I won't go back I bet it stings just like the rug burn on your hands and knees Cause you keep crawling back to me Smashed my TV And still can't see why I don't date girls that damage my property Camped on the front lawn She likes to shout Is this the best way you can find to work things out? Stop faking pregnancies to get with me I won't go back I want you like I want a thousand heart attacks I cut you out and trimmed the fat I won't go back I bet it stings just like the rug burn on your hands and knees Cause you keep crawling back to me Every time I wonder where it went wrong I still find that you're the one to blame It's not working, best start searching cause I'll never be your knight in shining armor Not me Won't go back I want you like I want a thousand heart attacks I cut you out and trimmed the fat I won't go back I bet it stings just like the rug burn on your hands and knees Cause you keep crawling back to me