James Rodrick - My Name Is CLAYM8s (Youtube/Eminem Parody) lyrics

(2x) "Hi! My name is What? My name is Who? My name is Chicka Chicka I'm CLAYM8s Hi! My name is What? My name is Who? My name is Chicka Chicka I'm CLAYM8s Hi kids, do you like my vids? Wanna see me k** my self cause nobody's subscribin? Wanna watch 'em all but just do not sign in So I get no views, and it looks to me like nobody freaking likes them? I've got YouTuber's block, so I pound my head knock knock But I still can't figure out which kind of plot would make people watch And the trolls said, "Quit YouTube f-ggot," "Nu Uh!" "Yeah and well you're at it, stupid kid, quit rappin'" Well, since age 8, I've played with a video tape, and 7 years later people still hate still hate James Got pissed off, took half of my freaking vids off, and I started rapping over instrumentals and said let's try Hip Hop I sip a big can of soda, some Coca Cola, to give me reason to not quit my life, die and roll ova Can't stand Ray, wait a minute, didn't he play, one of your vids on his channel, yeah but he called it fake and gay (2x) Hi! My name is What? My name is Who? My name is Chicka Chicka I'm CLAYM8s Hi! My name is What? My name is Who? My name is Chicka Chicka I'm CLAYM8s All my teacher's tryna flunk me at Chester High I just sit in cla** and scream, "YouTube until I die!" Actually I wouldn't do that, I'm not some sort of cool cat, who doesn't care about his grades I'm not some sort of hood rat But back to YouTube, I just don't what to do, to get something more on this site then just like a few views They wish they could rid me though, should I switch to Vimeo, where it takes me and hour to upload a 30 second video 99% of my videos I have about one like, and all of them are from my Mom, when she writes the word, "Nice." Told my Mom I'd grow up to be Internet Famous, so I spammed my vids to all my friends and they all wrote back, "I hate this." You know your vids s** when your Mom is your one fan, and YouTube hates your vids a lot so that's why you got banned Some guy chillin at McDonalds that I didn't know sits down at my table and tells me, "Kid, your vids blow." (2x) Hi! My name is What? My name is Who? My name is Chicka Chicka I'm CLAYM8s Hi! My name is What? My name is Who? My name is Chicka Chicka I'm CLAYM8s Stop the tape, just want to say, I hate CLAYM8s JennaMarbles, don't just swear there, make the face! I'm not ready to quit, really love makin' vids But it really hurts every time a troll comes up and diss Am I famous or hated, I can barely decide, actually it's obvious cause 30 kids just unsubscribed All my life I have wanted to die, I ain't had a good vid in years, I'm sittin here asking me why? Hair ripped out, I think I'm going crazy, for a minute there I thought that I was YouTube's Slim Shady When I'm recording I would forget my lines and I would punch walls, edit it on Movie Maker, look at it and say this s**s, aw! I lay awake hopin I might blow up, but if I did, to Vidcon would I even show up? I quit this site And by the way, when I drop the mic, ask iJustine how her iPhone got her so many likes (2x) Hi! My name is What? My name is Who? My name is Chicka Chicka I'm CLAYM8s Hi! My name is What? My name is Who? My name is Chicka Chicka I'm CLAYM8s."