James Kochalka - Bad Astronaut lyrics

I'm requesting information On the status of our ship The computer is malfunctioning It's got a faulty chip We've been stranded in space for 13 days And everyone's unconscious, except for me I've been pulling up the lady's shirts And lookin' at their tits And takin' off their panties And puttin' on my head I took a piss in the captains bed And when everyone wakes up, I'll be in for it I'm a bad astronaut Naughty astronaut Thinking dirty thoughts And I think them quite a lot I'm a bad astronaut Naughty astronaut Thinking dirty thoughts And I hope I don't get caught I'm requesting information But the request has been denied Earth has radioed an order To our failsafe device The autopilot has been set to collide With the fire of the sun, and no one will survive But to tell you the truth, I don't even mind In fact, I'm having the time of my life I've been sticking flowers in the first mate's behind Outer space is contaminated with dirty minds I'm a bad astronaut Naughty astronaut Thinking dirty thoughts And I think them quite a lot I'm a bad astronaut Naughty astronaut Thinking dirty thoughts And I think I just got caught