James Dewees - A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Ralph's lyrics

I'll forget if I don't tell you 'bout who I just met Outside my window there's a walk of shame The line, it just goes on forever There's no way for me to sum it up in just one day So much to tell you but I can't explain 'Cause everyone is oh so clever Well, you could say I'm wrong I never said I'm right I'm gonna get new locks on my door tonight Have you met my crazy f**ing neighbors? Popping and locking by the elevator Next door either stripper or pro skater It's oh so good in North Hollywood Have you met my crazy f**ing neighbors? Popping and locking by the elevator Girl upstairs is having s** or she's in labor It's oh so good in North Hollywood Well, I've been here too long and I just gotta say If I was in better shape, I'd run so far away 'Cause if I stay, it will be the end of me I think you all should know: the farmer's market s**s Who buys sh**ty flowers for a hundred bucks? And oh god, look, it's a candle guy I just wanna go home Please let me go home (Get me the hell out of here)