Jake the rhyming King - Funny Rap lyrics

I went to sleep,and i saw Young Jeezy in my dreams Never thought i get to meet my role model I would never have meet Young Jeezy His name rhymes with Cheese He felt down a hole and started f**ing a duck Never knew a duck has a p**y I wish I was a millionaire just like Jay z Young Jeezy he is my man, He is way cooler then freezer My rhymes are funny than Jason Gore Small dick No wonder way Jason Can't get girls I'm way cooler than Abraham Lincoln This rap is way funnier than Pricilla p**y That expians why Akon has a very small co*k Young Jeezy has so many girlfriends Than Jason Gore will ever have Oh sh** Jason eating a horse dick Me and My Man Young Jeezy are so cool Just like Eminem and Master P Jason wishes he was so rich like me and Young Jeezy Oh thats right he has a who*e as his misses Jason rhymes are so bad, just like his breath Looking around the kitchen and i see Jason and Pricilla f**ing on the kitchen table No wonder why she loves him, it's because of his small co*k It makes me and Young Jeezy laugh, because his misses is a clown That loves to s** small co*ks every single night of the week Now it's time to make more money by recording more songs with my man Young Jeezy Jason will never reach stratum, just like me an my man Young Jeezy