They say I got a dirty face But I'm sharper than a razor blade You know I didn't grow it overnight Most boys keep it clean I'm the man that they wanna be If only they could give it a try I see 'em comin' from a mile away One thing that they all say "I want a big bushy mustache And a silky carpet with the drapes to match I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash I want a p**n star handlebar And a neon pink Mustang as my second car" Takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are Tender love and sweet attention Everybody can see Are you growing on me? Are you growing on me? All you fellas, don't be jealous 'Cause you got what you need Set your follicles free Your mother follicles free, hey! I see 'em comin' from a mile away One thing that they all say "I want a big bushy mustache And a silky carpet with the drapes to match I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash I want a p**n star handlebar And a neon pink Mustang as my second car" Takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are I see 'em comin' from a mile away The same thing that they all say "I want a big bushy mustache And a silky carpet with the drapes to match I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash I want a p**n star handlebar And a neon pink Mustang as my second car" Takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are Big bushy mustache! p**n star handlebar! And a neon pink Mustang as my second car I wanna