Jake Paul - f** Jake Paul lyrics

I hate Jake Paul, he’s the worst man, I can’t even walk down the street without running into fifty kids screaming Chubby, fat, stupid I just wanna punch it with my foot Go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go Get it, get it f** Jake Paul Let me tell y’all ’bout this f** Jake Paul Fake wife, fake life, no talent at all Let me tell y’all ’bout all of his flaws Don’t get me started about his sh**ty vlogs Runs Team 10 like a fake a** boss It’s everyday bro, where’s the Disney Channel flow? Lost your contract, no more Mickey Mouse dough Put a shirt on, yeah dude you look fat Act like you buff but it only a two pack Big on Vine but you should have died with that It’s Everyday Bro, stop f**ing saying that ‘Cause It’s Everynight Sis up in this sh** ‘Cause It’s Everynight Sis, yeah you a b**h How did God make you? There was probably a glitch You a f**ing liar, you a f**ing snitch All your songs are sh**, yeah you need a new niche Why you tryna’ rap? you sound like a b**h Like a kid from the ‘burbs who’s parents are rich Speaking of your parents, did they drop you on your head? Half the world would be happy if they’d found out you were dead Trying to distract us with your baby pup Yeah, Apollo’s cute but you still a f** up Couldn’t sign the Dolans now you need a re-up One year later Martinez show up Hold up, hold up, yo, let me stop you real quick It’s Jake Paul, why you’re saying all this sh**? “Oh hey Jake, you’re a f**ing b**h” Ok, yo, yeah I understand that sh** And I know everything you can say about my clique And I’m not saying I don’t disagree with it But let me tell you my point of view of it Man I know all of my flaws, man here it is I am thirsty for the attention and views I am a two pack looking tubby a** dude And yeah that’s right, I split from Disney I’m Jake Paul and you ain’t watching sh**, B And yes I was a dumb fifth grade stupid bully Still regret that sh**, man it ain’t cooly And yes I was betrayed, yeah Max, he screwed me I cried like a b**h ’cause I called him family His name was under pressure so he did me dirty But it’s all hear say that sh** ain’t worthy Don’t believe Jake he’s not trustworthy So f** Jake Paul and what he says If it weren’t for Team 10 then he’d have no friends But that’s not all, let me tell y’all about snake f**ing Paul 200,000 people unsubscribed What happened to “Mr. Pa** PewDiePie”? And yes my brother did kiss my girl I’m still standing here screaming “f** the Free World” And yes, he pa**ed me in subscribers But the Logang Paulers are the riders Jake Paulers you can’t divide us Paul family are multipliers If we’re doing math he’s older by two He’s got more subs, I’d hope so dude And my neighbours wanna move, sh** I would too O.J. out of jail put him next to me That’s a punishment worse than the penalty But I do f** up, and sometimes I wanna quit it all Sometimes I wish I wasn’t involved Sometimes I wish I could hate Jake Paul I really wanna see that motherf**er fall From the bottom of my heart, man f** Jake Paul