Jaime Gomez Arellano - Lucicus (Skit) lyrics

[Answerphone Message] Operator: Voicemail received today at 11:28 Lucicus: Listen you f**ing prick "I need a [?] right now" What the f**, you think you're a f**ing bad man? f**ing rat faced Ben Drew c*nt You really f**ing think you can f** with Lucicus you piece of sh**? Your f**ing absolute agony is coming mate and it's gunna be for eternity you understand me? Operator: To call the sender press the hash key [Sample: The Flying Lizards (Phone conversation)] (Hello? Listen Bruv Hello? I've been following you for like, 2 days f**ing voicemail I know where you roll, I know where you eat, sleep. Just give me my f**ing money You alright? I tell you what I'll come round, yeah? I'll be round You serious? I'll pa** through tonight. Can you lend me some quid, yeah? I'mma come find you Mate, you know just a, just a couple of tonnes or something like that) The best things in life are free But you can give them to the birds and bees I want money That's what I want