Just because I'm drunk dont mean youre right I'm a hangin loose and you're wound up tight I'm ready to f** and you wantin to fight Just because I'm drunk dont mean youre right Come quittin time on a friday afternoon I got my dollar in the box, crank out a whiskey drinkin tune I'm having a life and telling some good lies Twist one up, burn it down Till we're all runnin counter clockwise A friend in need is a friend indeed You gotta finish what you started That's two things that I know So I had to do my part to find the bottom of that bottle mama don't you know Or I woulda been home hours ago Just because I'm drunk dont mean youre right I'm a hangin loose and you're wound up tight I'm ready to f** and you wantin to fight Just because I'm drunk dont mean youre right I finally found my slice of life Took me down a road that I once travelled Left me standin down at the crossroads One short road home, the other it all comes unravelled Now I'm standing back at your front door Mother, open it up and let me come inside Want to ask me a thousand goddamn questions When I ain't got a goddamn thing to hide Just because I'm drunk dont mean youre right I'm a hangin loose and you're wound up tight I'm ready to f** and you wantin to fight Just because I'm drunk dont mean youre right Now I'm standing back at your front door Mother, open it up and let me come inside Now don't start it off with all of your questions, no Because I ain't got a goddamn thing to hide Just because I'm drunk dont mean youre right I'm a hangin loose and you're wound up tight I'm ready to f** and you wantin to fight Just because I'm drunk dont mean youre right Don't mean you're right, hell no Her: Oh, hell no. I'm always right.