Jacksfilms - Valentine's Day Is A Lie lyrics

Hey Girl I wrote you a new song About Valentine's Day And how it's one fat lie [Verse 1] If you Google St. Valentine's History You're gonna find out he's a bit of a mystery There's debate among the who, when, where, and why The Church says there's three Saint Valentines! The stories all vary, but they all agree He was beaten and k**ed pretty terribly Stories galore of his courageous acts Though none of them were based on historical facts! [Chorus] So it's Valentine's Day and you're single And you've got nobody with which you can mingle (Baby) Dry your eyes, no tears, don't cry Don't you know Valentine's is one fat lie? Nobody really knows who St. Valentine was So they gave him lots of stories, just because Dry your eyes, no tears, don't cry Now you know Valentine's is one fat lie [Verse 2] We spend 20 billion dollars a year On roses and heart-shaped souvenirs Sentimental ads try to tug at our heartstrings "Show her you love her with a 40 thousand dollar ring!" So it goes, we'll drive to Walmart Buy a rose, and a card from Hallmark Surprise your girl "Oh, Honey, you're so sweet!" But is it really that sweet when there's a deadline to meet? [Chorus] So it's Valentine's Day and you're single And you've got nobody with which you can mingle (Baby) Dry your eyes, no tears, don't cry Don't you know Valentine's is one fat lie? Our economy depends on it every year It's really less about love, more related to fear So dry your eyes, no tears, don't cry Now you know Valentine's is one fat lie [Bridge] I'm not trying to hate on couples on this holiday Love can be so beautiful in oh so many ways Why you gotta have to wait To take your mate out on a specific date When you got 365 days a year? [Chorus] So it's Valentine's Day and you're single And you've got nobody with which you can mingle (Baby) Dry your eyes, no tears, don't cry Don't you know Valentine's is one fat lie? So it's Valentine's Day and you're single And you've got nobody with which you can mingle (Baby) Dry your eyes, no tears, don't cry Don't you know Valentine's is one fat li— It's over