Jacksfilms - Uptown Funk parody lyrics

Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da! Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da! Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da! Do, do, ru, do da! [Verse 1 Bart Baker(Bruno mars)] This song is lazy it just rips off the 80's Back when all Funk music was made by huge c**aine addicts Every nostril Had some white nose candy in it And everyone got up to use the bathroom every ten minutes I'm too high Just snort That guy looks like Michael Jackson I'm 5'5′ That's short That's not a man, that's a lesbian Who's that guy? Some dork I wrote this song! I'm Mark Ronson! This looks like New York But it's just a cheap run-down movie set [Chorus] Girls walking by ignore us Ew! Walk by and just ignore us Ew! This song has no real chorus True! It's just me and these four guys clappin' Looking into the camera clappin' Something cool is about to happen We're gonna dance while the cameraman spins the camera around Spin it! Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah! Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah! Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah! Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah! Mark don't try to get down! [Mark Ronson(Jack)] Why? Because I'm not brown? [Bruno Mars] Hey don't have a meltdown! [Mark Ronson] Please let me hang around! [Bruno Mars] Okay fine just Stop! [Verse 2] Come walk with me Just don't dance Ronson you're too sh**ty Bruno please sign this check to buy a car that's a wreck Which we'll dance 'round in the street without gettin' in it [Mark Ronson] Can I please dance with you guys now? [Bruno Mars] No Mark Ronson you keep sittin' I'm too hot You're wet Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah! Do, do, ru, do, do, ru rah! Do, do, ru, do, do, ru rah! Do, do, ru, do, do, ru rah! The sweat's turning my pink jacket red Could you stop dancin' I'm trying to shine your shoes you coke head! Now we've got Up top Old lady hair rollers on our heads We look like grandmas And my damn nose is bloody from the blow I was on a computer Ooh! And I read a strange rumor Ooh! You're Michael Jackson Jr.! Ooh! So is it true was he your father? That would be an amazing honor [Mark Ronson] That can't be they're different colors! [Micheal Jackson] Back from the dead to clear up this sh** But first grab your own dick and dance! Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah! Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah! Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah! Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah! One more time grab your dick Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah! Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah! Time for rumors is done Yes I have one more son And the world will be stunned To learn you are the one I'm your father! [Bruno Mars ] Oh my god! I knew it! I'm Michael Jackson's son! The rumors were true! [Michael Jackson:] No, not you! Him, Mark Ronson! [Mark Ronson] YES! That means I'm black…I can dance – heh! In your face, guys!