Jacksfilms - Royalty Free Christmas Songs 2 lyrics

[Song 1] Santa ain't real, so grow the hell up Santa ain't real, so grow the hell up I said Santa ain't real, so grow the hell up Santa ain't real, grow up Again! Santa ain't real- [Song 2] I got a puppy for Christmas But now I've got a rash I guess I am allergic So I'm putting her in the traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- [Song 3] The only thing I want from Old Saint Nick Is to ban hoverboards, 'cause they make ya' look like a dick [Song 4] Nutcrackers don't work [Song 5] I really want a Christmas tree But mom and dad, they won't let me 'Cause I'm Jewish Yeah, yeah, 'cause I'm Jewish I really want that tree, though [Song 6] Now your Mother and I have decided That we're going our separate ways 'Cause it's your fault Skooba doo bap bap bap ba doo [Song 7] EUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH! [Song 8] Jingle, Winter, Santa, Rudolph These are Christmas words I know Jesus, Snowflake, Sleigh Bells, Manger Yet more Christmas words I know [Song 9] I don't... Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, I love you Christmas, Christmas, mm-mm, I love you Skoobidi dap bap, Christmas, every day!